me: *tries to make a purchase of $2.63*
cashier, on the intercom: it says your card was decline sir. sir your card was rejected bc...

This is peanut. She likes to sniff my shoes and lets me pet her. She’s from our feral kitten family we take care of in our backyard. She screams at...

She likes to steal my chair
(submitted by @vodka-and-maple)

